You see I'm always talkin
When I should be drivin
But everybody does it these days
You say I'm gettin cancer
Everytime I answer
Yeah...whatever you say

Wish I could change my service
Should have never signed up
Heck it never works anyway...
The signal's always breakin
I can't hear nothin
Hey what did you say?

I know that you can't hear me
There ain't no use in listenin'
I can't tell what you're sayin
All I hear is hissin

Yeah the more that I roam
The more I gotta pay
I'm on my cell phone...
What the *$@# did you say?

I ought to get a beeper
It be a whole lot cheaper
Just throw this cell phone in the lake.
I'd really love to call you
But even when I get through
It's always what did you say?

Can anybody hear me?
Or am I just wastin minutes?
I'm in 1500
750 was my limit

Hey I gotta go
I can't hear you anyway
I'm on my cell phone...
What the *$@# did you say?

Oh the more that I roam
The more I gotta pay
I'm on my cell phone...
What the *$@# did you say?