Standard tuning.

    Intro:  D  A7  D  A7

    D                   A7
    Girls on the beaches commit a sin
                              D
    They don't show yards and yards of skin
    D                    G
    Preceding message to you has been
                D                    A7                    D          A7
    Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce


    D                    A7
    Maybe your yen is for tennis courts
                      D
    Maybe romancing is in your thoughts
    D                     G
    Enjoy all outdoor and indoor sports
                D                    A7                    D
    Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce


    A                                  D
    Any male in Fort Lauderdale who is not pursuing a cute female
        A
    Will automatically land in jail
    D  (tacet)             A
    That's the law in Fort Lauderdale


    D                       A7
    Pretty girls eighteen to twenty-three
                            D
    If their technique ain't what it should be
    D                        G
    Get love instruction for free from me
                D                    A7                    D            A7  D
    Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce