G                                          D
Don't you blame me if I get carried away
                      C                                G
I don't like fucking boys who need to know what to say
                                 D
When there's silence in the room
G                                         D
We're all pining for that modern day man
               C                                        G
He's really a star, got the crowd going wild in the stands
               D                        C
On a Saturday night, at the home field

[Chorus]
C                      G                         D  C
I won't feel anything when you leave me for dead
C                               G                          D
I won't do anything, like that hole in your goddamned head
   C
I knew I was ready to stop going steady
          G                      D
When the home team was losing twenty to one
     C
I don't really give a shit about the score on the score board

Please Lord! Please Lord! Please Lord!

[Interlude]
G  D  C  G  D
[Verse 2]
 G                                        D
Don't you blame me if I don't answer my phone
                      C                              G
I don't like fucking boys who need to know what to do
                             D
When there's no one else home
 G                                        D
We're all pining for that modern day girl
                 C                                   G
She's really a star, got the crowd just jumping for joy
                D                       C
On a Saturday night, at the home field

[Chorus]
C                       G                        D  C
I won't feel anything when you leave me for dead
C                               G                       D
I won't do anything, like that hole in your goddamned head
     C
I knew I was ready to stop going steady
          G                       D
When the home team was losing twenty to one
    C
I don't really give a shit about the score on the score board

Please Lord! Please Lord! Please Lord!

                              Cmaj7
I don't wanna talk about love

I don't wanna talk about us

I don't wanna sit at the kitchen table

You talk and I listen
                             C  G
To the news on the cable tv